The best way to reliably get a hold of me quickly is by e-mailing me. To the extent that I read messages on other sites, it’s almost always because I receive an e-mail from that site — why not cut out the middleman? I’m For instant messaging, you can find me at I’m also often on as “thisisparker”. If you’re not trying to ask me a question or anything, and just trying to keep up with me, there are plenty of places to do that.

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